I tend to misjudge my abilities… or atleast, I misjudge the amount of time I use on dicking around on the internet. Anyhow, I’ve been working on a guest strip to for the wonderful: Eros Inc, that should be out on friday!
Anyhow, 5 strips to go!
I’m sure this has happend to you, where you simply can’t remember your time at work, because it just.. happend. I know I sold books… I think?
When you’re wandering around a dark and vacant bookstore, odd thoughts creep across your brain. Thankfully, I caught this one and decided to show it to you guys!
I’ll say this about that girl though, atleast she told me the fuckin’ truth.
But seriously, you go into a store, and you see something wrapped, mostly because it’s book and an extra, that doesn’t have it’s own ISBN number, so we can’t sell it, if we find it lying around, you probably shouldn’t be opening it!!
These kids are lazy, mom’s shopping, and there’s the next book I need to read in the series.. well, I guess I can open it, because I’m special! And for a moment, I let her continue, then I just took it away, because, why the hell should I let her get away with it?!
I’ve been a bit more forceful with these slackers lately, if they’re just sitting there, I tell them to move it, and that they should be reading this shit for free, and you know what, I’ve learned, that they actually leave! Good god, why didn’t I think of this before?!
Mind you, these discoveries where made within 10 seconds of eachother.
Well, the first one, I could understand, just some teenaged goofball wanting to be a troublemaker, showing off some titties in public, hilarious!
And the sears kart was just odd, since Sears is on the complete opposite of the mall. It was completely empty and sitting litterally in the middle of the cafe.
And the pants? You’ve got me. Frankly, some things are better left unsaid.’
I love our customers!!!
Good god, I don’t think I’ve ever been more tired in my life that today, all weekend I maybe got 4 hours of sleep for ever 16 I was awake, and I got MAYBE 5 hours of sleep on the ride home, so for work… it was something of a living hell.
But I got through it cause I’d spent the weekend having loads of fun.
Alot of work I have to finish before the beginning of August. And I have to get ready for a convention, yippy skippy!
While I can’t be too sure that this particular customer has “special needs”, I can be sure, since he did exhibit odd speech patterns, and let’s face it, anyone who blurts that out very loud in public can’t have all their marbles.
Then again, he probably wasn’t any smarter than most of the customers I put up with OHH SNAAPPP!!!
Sometimes goofy shit happens to me, but I always love it when I get some fuckin’ psycho accost me at work, because I always know what to put into the comic. I was seriously considering drawing a comic about having the opening music hit from “Beat It” stuck in my head while I was masturbating. Thank God this crazy man spared you from that.
Also, on a few occasions he made references to bringing guns to places where you shouldn’t have any…. so, look out for this guy, I guess.
This is 50% of my week for the rest of the summer.