I’m sure this has happend to you, where you simply can’t remember your time at work, because it just.. happend. I know I sold books… I think?
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When you’re wandering around a dark and vacant bookstore, odd thoughts creep across your brain. Thankfully, I caught this one and decided to show it to you guys!
I’ve been a few days behind lately on the dailies, and for the life of me, nothing interesting happened on this day, I would have remembered it if I did! So I figured I’d draw some fun thinks to keep you all entertained!
Also, please by the awesome comic mentioned in the third panel: The Mourning Star!
I’ll say this about that girl though, atleast she told me the fuckin’ truth.
But seriously, you go into a store, and you see something wrapped, mostly because it’s book and an extra, that doesn’t have it’s own ISBN number, so we can’t sell it, if we find it lying around, you probably shouldn’t be opening it!!
These kids are lazy, mom’s shopping, and there’s the next book I need to read in the series.. well, I guess I can open it, because I’m special! And for a moment, I let her continue, then I just took it away, because, why the hell should I let her get away with it?!
I’ve been a bit more forceful with these slackers lately, if they’re just sitting there, I tell them to move it, and that they should be reading this shit for free, and you know what, I’ve learned, that they actually leave! Good god, why didn’t I think of this before?!
So, I thought I’d be the nice guy and buy dinner for the group tonight! Though these plans don’t always work out if you know what I mean!!
Anyhow, by the time I ordered, Me and Brannon went to go get our good friend Chemise, who brought out a giant bag of food for us, it was monstrous. She’d actually told us she was going to bring a little bit of food to share, although we vastly underestimated it..
So, we went and got the pizza anyhow, since I’d already paid for it.
Marion wasn’t feeling too well, so she didn’t have a chance to join in the festivities (although I’m sure she snacked on the delicious leftovers), and afterwards, we were nearly immobile. I don’t think I’ve eaten this much since last Thanksgiving. Good golly gosh.
Let this be a lesson to you! Don’t order pizza unless you have you plans organized!!
Frankly most of the night was lost under the haze of alchy-hol, but gosh, I sure do think I’m funny, but otherwise I get very silent.
It’s really astonishing, that I’ve been drawing this comic for one year, I may have faltered on not covering a few days, but I think I’ve reached some sort of milestone in the Odyssey.
And really, I just want to thank a whole boatload of people, first off, I really can’t thank my good friend Pranas enough, when he started up Inkdick, it really lit a fire under my ass to get back on daily comics again, and to really bring it to a new level. I’d be lying if I said alot of things he’s done hadn’t influenced me in anyway. And I know that he’s always give me an honest critique on my work.
Secondly, I have to thank the late Jeremy ‘Sweetwater’ Mullins, because without his help, this website wouldnt look half as cool as it does today. I probably would have given up and went on comics genesis or drunk duck or some shitty host. He really pushed me to have my own website and really give it my own personal touch. I only wished he could have still been around, I surely would have bought him a beer for all he’s done.
And really, I can’t do the daily odyssey without all the crazy motherfuckers I come into contact with, or else it’d be just about me sitting around all day. So, Thank you:
Brannon, Rashad, Marion, Josh, Greg, Pranas, Amy, Knickerbocker, Bullett, Andrew, Burkhalter, Jarret, BigJosh, Ricky, Kell, Jose, Wheeler, Jon-Erik, Martyn, David Duncan, Joey Weiser, John, Dave, Dana, Brad, Kirstin, Birdie, Matt Johnson, Matt, Melanie, Dave Bednar, Mike, Jason, Marrisa, Chemise, DJ, Mom, Dad, Katie, and um, if I forgot anyone.. um, thank you!!
And thanks to the fans, I probably wouldn’t still bedoing this if I didn’t have such a cool following!
Here’s for… 15 more days until i start Brightleaf, Woohoo!
Mind you, these discoveries where made within 10 seconds of eachother.
Well, the first one, I could understand, just some teenaged goofball wanting to be a troublemaker, showing off some titties in public, hilarious!
And the sears kart was just odd, since Sears is on the complete opposite of the mall. It was completely empty and sitting litterally in the middle of the cafe.
And the pants? You’ve got me. Frankly, some things are better left unsaid.’
I love our customers!!!
So, my ‘rents send me a Target gift card, in hope that I’d buy a new vacuum cleaner for the apartment, so I picked one up, with the help of my awesome roomate: Brannon! Who also happens to work at Target, so I got myself a nice discount on this voracious wonder.
So I get home, and I try it out, and since up until then, we had these dinky little dust-busters to clean the floor, but my god, its like waking up for the first time.. the floor… so… so clean…
…m-my god… s-so beautiful…
….I.. I just need some time alone… ch-check in tommorrow…
It… it was magnificent… h-how could I have known how beautiful it was… good god, my life is a lie….