Well, this is something  drove me truly nuts today, so I figured it had to be put into comic form.

So, pretty much, I’m a pussy and ran from the colission, then fessed up, and found out that I probably would have been better off acting like a man in the first place. Then I got my dick caught in my pants zipper, so it all evens out in the end!

Also, they were playing the Beatles all day in the store, so that softened the blow on alot of my self-inflicted harm.