Well, this is something drove me truly nuts today, so I figured it had to be put into comic form.
So, pretty much, I’m a pussy and ran from the colission, then fessed up, and found out that I probably would have been better off acting like a man in the first place. Then I got my dick caught in my pants zipper, so it all evens out in the end!
Also, they were playing the Beatles all day in the store, so that softened the blow on alot of my self-inflicted harm.

but now you can re-name your car Big Boss Poltergeist.
…but yeah, you can always call work and be late.
Im just wondering, are you working on another comic that is online or what? I would be interested in checking it out if you do
I’m glad it all worked out in the end and that we’ve all learned a valuable lesson from this: “Look Before You Zip.” Hehe, jk. I love you car’s expression in the next to last panel. I can’t imagine (s)he is very happy with you right now. Don’t be surprised if you suddenly “run our of gas” smack dab in the middle of nowhere.