Mind you, these discoveries where made within 10 seconds of eachother.
Well, the first one, I could understand, just some teenaged goofball wanting to be a troublemaker, showing off some titties in public, hilarious!
And the sears kart was just odd, since Sears is on the complete opposite of the mall. It was completely empty and sitting litterally in the middle of the cafe.
And the pants? You’ve got me. Frankly, some things are better left unsaid.’
I love our customers!!!

I can only imagine what you go through some days. I’d be mostly worried about random pants. You never know why someone would leave their pants behind…
It’s all connected. Trust me.
I feel retarded for saying this, but if you condensed the first line of the comic, you’d have a perfect haiku… “Kama Sutra Out” ? maybe…
How did they get the cart there without anyone noticing?
What’s this? Hamsters on the magazine rack? Oh, ha ha, those customers! They’re off their meds again.
people are lazy and instead of carrying their purchases and/or children they will use a cart. And because of said laziness, they don’t care where they leave it or who has to deal with it. And the pants may have been a shoplifter using your bathroom as a changing room. Of course, i could also be completely wrong.