July 26th, 2009
Adventure #349: I <3 You, Vacuum
So, my ‘rents send me a Target gift card, in hope that I’d buy a new vacuum cleaner for the apartment, so I picked one up, with the help of my awesome roomate: Brannon! Who also happens to work at Target, so I got myself a nice discount on this voracious wonder.
So I get home, and I try it out, and since up until then, we had these dinky little dust-busters to clean the floor, but my god, its like waking up for the first time.. the floor… so… so clean…
…m-my god… s-so beautiful…
….I.. I just need some time alone… ch-check in tommorrow…
July 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
If only the vacuum was really bad. Then you could’ve made a “sucks” pun.
July 28th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
this vacuuming love
can lead to something I know
can give you hickeys
July 28th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I HAVE BEEN HERE, MY FRIEND. It is a frightening realisation indeed.
Also, this comic cracked me up in the library, so thanks for that. =P
July 28th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I’ve heard that women who have the sudden urge to vaccuum are menstruating.
July 28th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
brett has a new girlfriend!
=P
July 28th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
And if you put it in the living room closet thingy, everyone could keep the living room clean :Ph
July 28th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
You’re welcome.
July 28th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Omg come over and clean my floors please. Our vacuum is 19 years old, and my parents REFUSE to buy a new one D:
July 29th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
oh Brett that absolutely cracked me up!!!! I felt the same way when I got my Dyson.
I felt so powerful.!!!! I want that cartoon……how much my talented Nephew person.