Holy crap, I don’t know what was in the water but the customers at work were down-right filthy! Books everywhere, in all the wrong places, and I just started thinking up ways of how they damaged their brains to let it happen.
Seriously, how long is it to put a book away?!
Hooo Doggy, and here I was afraid I wouldn’t have a clear idea to put into my comic, but low and behold!
Well, the night was really to honor my good friend and colleague, Mr. David Wheeler. Whom soon will be departing us in Savannah, much to our sadness. So, of course, Drinking and Kareoke was in order!
We did a few shots, and shared some SEQA gossip before the singing began, then our drunken crooning filled the halls, singing such tunes as “Shiny Happy People”, “Girlfriend in a Coma” and the ever-popular “Wonderboy”, sung in true rock-opera style.
And then the incident happen. Good golly gosh, I don’t know what drove that girl to ask me, I hadnt shown any sort of aptittude for dancing, and I sure as hell am not what you’d call a “catch”, so I’m lead to believe that she was, infact: blind-ass-drunk.
I’m not the type of guy to pick up girls in bars, heck, I’m barely the type to pick up girls at all. So, this was pretty much destined to fail from the start.
With all the self confidence, isn’t it a surprise that I wasn’t able to pull it off?!