Adventure #317: Crackhead Haiku
June 23rd, 2009

Adventure #317: Crackhead Haiku

We were blessed enough to have the wonderful Haiku Birdie to join us to Jeremy Mullin’s memorial, and afterwards we partied hard in the name of Sweetwater!

Kara was nice enough to drive our drunk asses home, and as we pulled up to Pranas’ house, Birdie was finishing up a story… and some weird shadowy figured started approaching us. Pranas opted not to get out of the car, because who knows, they could come back to his house or something. So as we drive past, the headlights reveal that it was some gaunt looking woman, completely naked.

Now, we’re not sure if the person was in actual danger, or if there was some sort of substances involved, or both, we just wanted to get the hell out of there, because frankly, we were all scared shitless by this.

My mind was just gone for a full minute, I didn’t know what to think, just that I was scared.

HOORAY FOR SAVANNAH!

^ 12 Comments...

  1. Ben

    it was the first zombie… Here comes the apocolypse… Thanks Brett now im going to be paranoid all weekend.

  2. Jason

    So wait…you were afraid of a naked lady? =P

    Still…a woman in the nude…in SAVANNAH…probably not the best thing for her well being. Hope she’s okay… =/

  3. birdilicious

    Did I get to finish that story? I just remember almost peeing myself!

  4. Skye Daemon

    LOLZ
    I..
    see..
    NAKED PEOPLE!

  5. Isaac

    holy fucking shit

  6. John

    Hope she’s ok, she could’ve been a rape victim or something @_@

  7. Raevyn

    Funny story, L4D 2 opens up in Savannah.

  8. Josh Mauser

    What?!

    sheesh, that TOWN, man.

  9. Sean Williams

    Silent Hill meets a drunken night in Savannah?

  10. Sean Knickerbocker

    I’m moving next to pranas next week, I hope this isn’t a regular thing…

  11. Jeff

    Brett, listen very carefully. I want you to go back to Barnes and Noble, pick up a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide, and then team up with Pranas, Martyn, and Kevin to fight the zombie hordes.

    And, uh, make sure you guys update your journal comics while you’re doing this.

  12. birdilicious

    Can you draw another comic Brett, this girl still makes me pee myself

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