Hooo Doggy, and here I was afraid I wouldn’t have a clear idea to put into my comic, but low and behold!
Well, the night was really to honor my good friend and colleague, Mr. David Wheeler. Whom soon will be departing us in Savannah, much to our sadness. So, of course, Drinking and Kareoke was in order!
We did a few shots, and shared some SEQA gossip before the singing began, then our drunken crooning filled the halls, singing such tunes as “Shiny Happy People”, “Girlfriend in a Coma” and the ever-popular “Wonderboy”, sung in true rock-opera style.
And then the incident happen. Good golly gosh, I don’t know what drove that girl to ask me, I hadnt shown any sort of aptittude for dancing, and I sure as hell am not what you’d call a “catch”, so I’m lead to believe that she was, infact: blind-ass-drunk.
I’m not the type of guy to pick up girls in bars, heck, I’m barely the type to pick up girls at all. So, this was pretty much destined to fail from the start.
With all the self confidence, isn’t it a surprise that I wasn’t able to pull it off?!
Oh, whatever Brett.
This is where I usually point out my friends’ attributes and try with tough love to make them feel lame for putting themselves down. but we aren’t in high school anymore. So get over it. You probably had a chance and you messed it up because you were too worried to enjoy it. By the way, you have alot of girls as friends because you are the kind of guy girls find appealing.
So next time this kind of thing happens, live it up! You’re only young once!
Youl find yours. Dont worry. Plus this is now an incentive to learn how to dance. Great cardio and one of the best skills(non job related) someone can learn.
we all get that man, dont worry yourself too much!
It’s ok, I can’t dance either
WTG Brett, go back to that bar and find her!!!
Least you got a good journal from it…?
Psh. A girl does not have to be “blind-ass-drunk” to wanna dance with you. I’d wanna dance with you! =D