Seriously, how could somebody be so lazy, and outright selfis- oh right, I work in a retail store right next to a mall.

Usually, I’m prepared for rudeness, but this, this was just a new level. Not once did she refer to me as another human being, justĀ  “Hey” and then, when I turned around, she gave me that “come hither” gesture with her fingers, oh yeah, and to top it off she was on a cell phone.

Note to anyone reading this comic: DO NO BE THIS PERSON EVER. And if you are, you give me full right to slap the fucking shit out of you.