Brett hair grow long, Brett need hair cut. Brett no need articles to talk!
Anywho, I sure do like that Marvelous Mis-Adventures of Flapjack show! This time I figured I’d tell you the name of the show I’m referencing for the benefit of the few readers who don’t have any idea what I’m talking about (AKA My parents.)
So um, I dunno, I dont really have any sort of deep philosphical musings about having my haircut. Sometimes life’s just life. Yanno?

Where did you get your haircut? Mine’s been getting on the long side too and I’m not going back to Woodbridge anytime soon for my dad to cut it. It’ll be my first time going to a barber in over ten years! So tell me Brett, WHERE DO I GO?
That barber is pretty terrifying lol
You should go on Tuesdays, its $10 for guys.