This happends anytime somebody interrupts my intial spiel by simply saying “Nope.”, that totally throws people off, wait the ten seconds it takes for me to say it! C’mon!
dude….towards the end, i didn’t even BOTHER with the card spiel……i actually only ever brought it up if they didn’t HAVE a card and only if they sounded interested……
Eck-SKUSE me, Marion, I believe you’ll find his *appropriate* moniker is *”Dr.”* Manhattan, reflecting his prior experience as a physicist, as well as paying homage to classic heroes like “Dr. Fate” and “Dr. Strange.” Any *TRUE* fan would *know* that.
Worst. Comment. Ev-er.
If you could now leave the internet, I would greatly appreciate it, as I have many important images of Borgs to masturbate *to*, and correcting your gross errors only wastes my precious *time*. Good day!
I work in a call center and we have to say all those little bullshit stuff, like “Would you like to save X amount of dollars today? I think I just shit sunshine because I’m so fucking ecstatic about this deal I’m offering!” And every now and then I’ll end up repeating things like, “Can I get your credi-uhhh . . . I mean, what size do you want these shoes in?”
dude….towards the end, i didn’t even BOTHER with the card spiel……i actually only ever brought it up if they didn’t HAVE a card and only if they sounded interested……
everyone HATES those stupid cards…
Plus, $25 is a little steep.
Books-A-Million only want $15…
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This is Brett-
Yeah, I know, but once it gets in your head you can’t get it out. It’s like some weird OCD thing.
And yesterday, I learned we don’t even get secret shopped anymore! So I don’t even have to say that shit at all if I don’t want to!
And Martyn, don’t you start, I’ma fight fo mah store.
Mr Manhattin is in the second panel, how dare you say hi to him.
Eck-SKUSE me, Marion, I believe you’ll find his *appropriate* moniker is *”Dr.”* Manhattan, reflecting his prior experience as a physicist, as well as paying homage to classic heroes like “Dr. Fate” and “Dr. Strange.” Any *TRUE* fan would *know* that.
Worst. Comment. Ev-er.
If you could now leave the internet, I would greatly appreciate it, as I have many important images of Borgs to masturbate *to*, and correcting your gross errors only wastes my precious *time*. Good day!
I work in a call center and we have to say all those little bullshit stuff, like “Would you like to save X amount of dollars today? I think I just shit sunshine because I’m so fucking ecstatic about this deal I’m offering!” And every now and then I’ll end up repeating things like, “Can I get your credi-uhhh . . . I mean, what size do you want these shoes in?”
It’s all good dude. We all do it.
I am have the same deal if anybody ever asks anything about Paula Deen.
yeah, that kind of funk is the worst, like when the next person in line says “Hi!” and you respond “I’m great!”