My battles with the University Memorial Hospital have been the stuff of legend.

For some reason they have it stuck up their craw that I ower them over a hundred dollars in copayments for the two visits I made when I was a student, though my Health Insurance says differently. But the insurance and this little practice just seem to fucking refuse to communicate with one another!

So, until I pay  75 dollars, or I get shit straight with my Insurance company, I can’t see a doctor I’m comfortable with to check out some nasty rash that’s been bugging the shit out of my arms.

But, yeah, those business cards did look pretty sweet.